<p>From the author of the bestselling classics <i>We're Just Like You</i>, <i>Only Prettier</i>, and <i>Bless Your Heart, Tramp</i>, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: <br><br>• Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate <br><br>• How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life <br><br>• Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering <br><br>• Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? <br><br>• Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time <br><br>• Airlines serving up one hot mess <br><br>• Action figure Jesus <br><br>• Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter <br><br>• And much more! <br><br>Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, <i>You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning </i>is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.</p> Read Less