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A humorous compilation of essays by the author of We're Just Like You, Only Prettier draws on her Southern heritage to address how to get one's child into a character breakfast at Disneyworld, the secrets of celebrity mothers, eBay addiction, why children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls, and other commentary on life south of the Mason-Dixon line. Reprint.
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<p>Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover:<br><br>*How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)<br>*Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons)<br>*ebay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on ebay"<br>*Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues<br>*And so much more! <br><br>Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible.</p>
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