A Zombie's History of the United States: From the Massacre at Plymouth Rock to the CIA's Secret War on the Undead
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ISBN: 1569758603 / Publisher: Ulysses Press, October 2020
A humorous history of the United States from the zombie perspective tells the stories of America's living-dead underclass, including the zombie massacre of European colonists at Plymouth Rock and the top-secret NASA missions that launched zombies into space.
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<div><strong>“<em>Americans have been taught that their nation is civilized and humane. But, too often, U.S. actions have been uncivilized and inhumane.</em>” <p>—Howard Zinn</p></strong><br><p><br>Shedding light on 500 years of suppression, this shocking exposé reveals the pivotal role in American history played by its most invisible minority—zombies.<br><p>From colonization and revolution to World Wars and global hegemony, <em>A Zombie’s History of the United States</em> tells the powerful and moving stories of this country’s living-dead underclass, including:<br><br><strong>•The zombie massacre of European colonists at Plymouth Rock<br><br>•The gruesome killing of a zombinated Meriwether Lewis by his fellow explorer William Clark<br><br>•The doomed defense of the Alamo against hordes of the attacking undead<br><br>•The heroic, platoon-saving charge into a hail of German fire by an undead Lt. Audie Murphy<br><br>•The top-secret NASA missions that launched(and often lost) zombies into space<br><br>•The anti-terrorist program to stop the weaponization of the zombie virus</strong><br><br><br><br></p></p></div>
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