DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES on every topic from HUNG-OVER ACCOUNTANTS TO HORNY ZEBRAS, this book offers you over-the-top jokes that will have everyone laughing out loud.•What’s the difference between a bartender and a pharmacist?Nothing, the bartender just has a limited selection.•What do West Virginians do when their car breaks down?Build a house next to it.•Why were the blonde’s boobs square?Because she forgot to take the tissue out of the box.•Two former classmates meet at a reunion. The first proclaims, ?I’m a garbage man.” ?I’m a lawyer,” replies the second. ?Honest?” asks the first.?No, just the normal kind,” says the lawyer.•I come from a small town where the population never changes.Each time a woman gets pregnant, a man leaves town. Read Less