When Ninjas Attack: A Survival Guide for Defending Yourself Against the Silent Assassins
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ISBN: 1569757186 / Publisher: Ulysses Press, November 2009
A tongue in cheek guide to prepare and survive a ninja attack. Includes hilarious but straight faced advice on how to spot a ninja, repelling a full on ninja attack and even ninja proofing your home and office.
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CAN YOU SURVIVE A NINJA ATTACK?It will come without warning. It will be silent, ruthless and over in seconds. But will it be your end?When the barrage of razor-sharp ninja stars flies and the sword-wielding assassin charges, the secret ninja-killing techniques in this book will allow you to turn certain death into glorious victory. When Ninjas Attack is a comprehensive guide to defeating these black-clad warriors:•How to spot a ninja before it’s too late•Elite counter-assassination techniques•Booby traps to ninja-proof your home•Deadly weapons for dispatching an assailant•Secrets of ninja training and mind control•Infiltrating the world-wide network of ryus
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