Loaded!
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ISBN: 0312641532 / Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin, May 2011
A parody of get-rich-quick self-help books shares the authors' ruinous investment advice as sold by a pair of financial "experts" who promote themselves with bravado and an Internet radio show on which they purport the lucrative opportunities of such items as pontoon boats and Bengal tigers. Original. 50,000 first printing.
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Do you want to be rich? Really rich? Like, Tom Selleck rich? Buy this book and we guarantee a lifetime of obscene wealth---or your money back!*The Florida Panhandle's most renowned top-gun entrepreneurs, The Dollar Bills, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to get rich fast and look great doing it:--Learn "The 5 Cs of Credit" (Cancun, Convertibles, Cognac, Chinchilla Coats, Cuticles)--Invest in exotic pets and floating assets (i.e., cigarette boats, pontoon boats, and other personal watercraft)--Get to know Freddie Mac, and learn why he should be respected (he was the hard-hitting, two-time Pro Bowl safety for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers during the mid-‘80s)Loaded!: Become a Millionaire Overnight and Lose 20 Pounds in 2 Weeks, or Your Money Back shares all these hot tips, and many, many more--from the investing pair with the Midas touch! Turn your life---and your bathroom fixtures---to 24-karat gold with The Dollar Bills!*We're never giving you your money back.
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