1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said
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ISBN: 1592282679 / Publisher: Lyons Press, August 2004
A collection of stupid utterances, mostly unintentional--although not always--from politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can put their feet in their mouths.
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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."-Brooke Shields, actress, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal government anti-smoking campaign"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." -Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C."A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on."-Samuel Goldwyn, movie producer"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another."-President George W. Bush"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."-Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."-Joe Theisman, former NFL football quarterback and sports analyst"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."-former Vice-President Dan Quayle at a fund-raising event for the United Negro College Fund (attempting to quote the Fund's slogan, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste")
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