A pair of Democratic strategists predict a major comeback for the Democratic Party, revealing how closely the party reflected mainstream values in the 2004 election and explaining how Democrats can win future support.
TOP TEN REASONS WHY REPUBLICANS SUCK 10. They're so incompetent they couldn't pour pee out of a boot if you wrote the instructions on the heel. 9. They lie like a rug. They lie like a dog. They lie like . . . ummm . . . a dog's rug. We mean, they just lie all the time. 8. They're a pack of crooks. 7. They are unbearably sanctimonious. 6. They have no sense of humor. 5. They're losing the war on terror. 4. They've put our economic future in Beijing's hands. 3. They steal elections. 2. Oh, yeah. They're destroying the planet, too. 1. They suck up to power.