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An illustrated parody of cliched self-help guides promotes a broad spectrum of self-destructive behaviors, from smoking and drinking to unsafe sex, encouraging readers to accept themselves and to indulge in the things they enjoy, no matter how unhealthy, in such chapters as "Your Brain on Drugs" and "Why Smoking is Cool." Original. 30,000 first printing.
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REHAB IS FOR QUITTERSLet’s face it, there are thousands of books out there to help you avoid self-destructive behavior—but what fun is that? Welcome to the first book designed to help you not help yourself. Here you’ll find unsound advice on everything from engineering a revenge affair to picking the gateway drug that’s best for you.Chapters include: • 12 Steps to a Drinking “Problem”• Condoms Are for Suckers• How to Lose Way Too Much Weight in 90 Days • And more!As you travel down the road to self-destruction, let this hedonistic handbook be your guide. It may steer you wrong—in fact, it’s sure to do so—but when being wrong is this much fun, who wants to be right?
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